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Fart Demotivational Poster


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: old farts rule cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:49 pm
I want to know what bet the guy in the background lost to have THAT haircut
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 1:10 pm
Question for the greybeards? To qualify, do I need to be a certain age, or do I just need a grey beard? because I may already be starting to grey, and need to know if I qualify for greybeard benefits.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:46 am
When you get to have a REAL greybeard, they all think that you are distinguished, experienced, interesting. It's pretty good!


THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...


TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

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vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions


OH NO -


TAGS: wet juicy fart
Rating: 4.79/5

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champ99 - November 3, 2011, 3:48 pm
That depends, are they floaters or sinkers? :)
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 2:06 am
You suck at toilet humor or you enjoy sucking toilets for humorous effect?
champ99 - May 11, 2011, 9:45 am
I lean that way myself, bodily functions are funny! ;-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:52 am
i'm a 5ucker for toilet humor =)


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.58/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


FARTS - Moments ago, it was in MY colon, now its in YOUR lungs


TAGS: fart
Rating: 3.92/5

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Bolverk37782 - July 9, 2011, 6:50 pm
She's just getting rid of excess buoyancy!!, it’s easier from that end of the GI tract when your trying to hold your breath.
Krissie - December 13, 2009, 12:28 am
5L!
STP - August 15, 2009, 2:58 am
At least underwater it's easier to spot the one responsible. The smart thing to do would be to fart in a hot tub, in the presence of other people, with the jets going.


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


CLASS -


TAGS: retro weird funny fart
Rating: 2.59/5

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hillbillydeluxe - April 11, 2012, 7:19 pm
....and here is where babies come from.


that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -


TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!


GAS SAVER -


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.46/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am

lol'd...hard


FARTS - Never Trust Them!


TAGS: never trust farts
Rating: 2.61/5

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Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
Not since I Turned 40


RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one




NEVER A GOOD IDEA -


TAGS: farting boat wetsuit
Rating: 2.5/5

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Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:36 am
having never posted a motifake, i have no room to say anything, but i'm pretty sure this photo has been commented to death already...
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:22 am
I cut him some slack. I didn't even bother voting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2011, 2:40 am
he's new....cut him some slack.......If he's still doing it next month we'll draw and quarter him.
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
How many times have we seen this on the interwebs?


I FARTED - Can you taste it




KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...


TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


A FART IS A WISH YOUR BUTT MAKES -


TAGS: fart wish butt soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock


OOPS - Do Farts Have Lumps?




I FINALLY BOUGHT A STICK DEODORANT - The directions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart the whole room smells just lovely!


TAGS: fart deodorize senile
Rating: 4.63/5

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hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 7:41 am
I love it! The poster, not the experience.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:51 am
My bad it was 137957
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:49 am
Actually, you're right, it was RL, poster #137597. Spot-on bro, spot-on.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:15 am
Yechhhh! Sounds like something RL would do. ;}
the1stCOMMI3 - November 18, 2011, 2:17 am
Been done, and other version looks better


BURRITO SUPREME -




ON THE NOSE -


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA


NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

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vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


FARTS - I just eated one !




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: old timer fart
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm
I don't know how many emails I've had of this.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
Congratulations Guys! Excellent choices IMHO.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:50 pm
HA! Holy Sh!t, three new Mods! Congrats you guys.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:49 pm
Excellent poster Face. 5L
Reality Lord - September 11, 2010, 1:29 pm

omg.....lol.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Thanks buddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is hilarious!!! I'm gonna drive around town pirating wifi so I can give it 1000 lions. but I'll start with 5.


MEXICAN FOOD - I think he ate a little too much.




PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




I FART - in your general direction


TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.


AMERICA'S GOT TALENT - And no shame at all, either.


TAGS: fart
Rating: 3.47/5

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FARTS - When You Let Out A Good One You'll Know




BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


THPPPPBBBBBT - "See Nancy. I told you his farts don't stink." *Sniff* *Sniff* AHHHH!


TAGS: funny humor biden obama fart
Rating: 3.14/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:23 pm
you're welcome, keep 'em coming!
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanks.
knowitall - September 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
probably the top 10 funniest motifakes of all time, bravo!
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:44 am
Amsome! 5 Rose Scented Lions
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 1:57 am
class, brass, assertion, assassination, associated, bass, assets, assess, assembly, assert, assignment, assimilate, assistance, assume, assure, assault...stupid computer. Nothing wrong with any of those words. Oh well, can't even say ass on a fart poster.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:15 am
Asstrix are fucking fun.
Sean - September 14, 2009, 12:10 am
But the "they" is just a computer program that reacts to letters that are sometimes inconvenietly associated with each other. See?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:07 am
Damn spelling mistakes. Sorry.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:06 am
I'm just disappointed that they censor a word that is part of my name here. It is such a versitile word. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and and explative. It's a great word.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Thank you Sean. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut once in a while. And I figured out the censor. Mother is hit only when attached to fucker.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:05 am
The system is great. It ensures that we all stay classy...wtf!?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:04 am
Wait...now mother wasn't censored. I'm confused. mother motherfucker, mother fucker, motherbitch, whistler's mother, mother may I, fuckermother. Sorry just testing the system.
Sean - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Love the title. Nailed it. Text does the dance in the endzone.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:02 am
Bart, "let Evil Knievel get on the plane. I'll be in here with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here."
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:00 am
Sean, I knew you were too sharp to miss the "fresh" reference. I saw this pic, and that's the 1st phrase that came to mind. I repeated all day so I wouldn't forget it. BTW, it was rejected twice before (I don't know why). Anyway, "What, me worry?"
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:59 pm
lol, I love George Carlin. "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane."
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
HEY! mother got censored???!!!
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
You cheaky bastard. You are banned from using the word "fresh" for seven days. That is all. And you did draw on your inner MAD Magazine a little, eh?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
along with that, take em outside and shoot the motherfucker. -- George Carlin
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
Fair enough, Bart. People come here for many different reasons. I just believe that the site is big enough for all purposes. Nobody forces politics on your screen. You have to open the thumb. I'm for free speech. Live and let live, anyone who can't go
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:55 pm
Sean, maybe that is why my posters (filled with politifakes) do very well on this site. I try to keep it fresh (like this one, eh?).
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:55 pm
things*
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:54 pm
I don't know. I guess I just never take these thing too seriously; perhaps I'm being juvenile, but I'm here for lol's.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Eh, retrocrap?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:50 pm
*as*sociated
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
That's also why I am not actually totally anti-politifake. But too many are obvious examples of a pic taken from a political site and married up with the commentary that originally was assoiciated with that pic on that site.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:48 pm
Bart, not all of my politifakes are for humor. Some are intended to show hypocrisy, sarcasm, irony and others are very demotivational. I think those are still in the spirit of ths site. What say you?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:47 pm
Sean, the Rep apologized (as appropriate) for breaking protocol. He happened to be correct in his statement it was just the wrong time and way to present that view.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:46 pm
I have no problem with any politifakes, as long as they're made with humor and not hate. Everything here should just be done in good fun.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:45 pm
BTW, EGD. I know you don't like it because you're an idiot and a hater. I've promised to avoid you if you avoid me, so F*** Off.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:45 pm
Kinda MAD Magazine, eh? Homage?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:45 pm
The joke is funny.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:44 pm
Wait a minute, you want EGD to disaprove of a Douche poster? But the douchebaggery was so epic that it caused a Republican to apologize for it? At the request of other Republicans ....
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:44 pm
Sean and Bart, thanks for getting the joke instead of assuming this was another of politifake from me.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
RE, this was in no way an attack on the POTUS. Look at the picture more closely for the facial expressions. This was about the "funny".
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
So get in front of it and hold your breath.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
EGD, so my posters should be banned but I don't see you attacking the poster that calls Senator Wilson an "epic douche". You're full of it again.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
Ha! that's funny. 5/5 That's the kind of joke I can get behind...wait...
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:37 pm
I hate to admit it, but I kinda ... NO. I won't say it. I'll just secretly vote 5. No one will ever know.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
Ugh... Nope, this is just in poor taste. I can't stand the inept teleprompter-led stooge, and I still say this motifake sucks. Can we PLEASE get back to the funny?
Elder God Douchebag - September 13, 2009, 10:32 pm
Right, who approved this after it was agreed politifakes suck in general? Especially WTFO's? And now I wait for the inevitable "You don't like it because you voted for him" bs.


DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!




BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




FART -


TAGS: fart
Rating: 3.12/5

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INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


CURRYBUM -




A BRAIN FART - made me do this!




MAN, THIS ONE HURTS ! - Yeah, and it smells too...


TAGS: fart
Rating: 2.57/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:36 pm
Ugh.


Pfft -


TAGS: women farting hold drama
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 18, 2014, 1:30 pm
There are exceptions...me! Thanks for the 5er Grey.
Greybeard - September 17, 2014, 11:27 pm
So 5LMAO true.. :)


WHAT A RELIEF! - ME TOO!




POKER FACE - You can put it on allright. I know for a fact it was you.


TAGS: no farting in bed
Rating: 3.8/5

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gas - February 6, 2012, 1:08 pm
LOL! just sent this to some relative very expert at "poker faces"
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:52 am
sorry I didn't see the tag either :)


YOU WHAT??!! -


TAGS: woman fart ladies first date
Rating: 4.13/5

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Me_ - December 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
Honey it is called a queef. I caused it and because you let me you are eligible for a second date.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
My dream date.


RECTUM? - HELL, IT NEARLY KILLED EM! (and his neighbors, his pets, and a low-flying satellite.)


TAGS: fart boom flaming flatulence
Rating: 3.12/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:59 am
not bad. 4l's
rerun - August 21, 2010, 9:49 pm

I guess this explains why I can't get Sports Center tonight


cheap cat food -




Wimin only -


TAGS: men fart wimin smell
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:24 am
Uh, that's not my nose....
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:57 am
See gals, told ya the male dancer looked familiar, his nose in all our business. 5L for the poster but only a 1L for your striptease.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
But, yeah, it was waaaay too much work. Didn’t even have the energy left to turn heads. Howevah, thanks for the charitable recognition, LG.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
I coulda writ yer comment ahead of time, Vernie. Yep, the joke is as stale as my fishing sox, but I so wanted to do a wimin only.
lgvernon - May 31, 2014, 5:40 pm

One of my all-time favorite Jokes! And such a lot of work! 5P.s. and I'm watching you, mister.


women's underwear -


TAGS: women underwear fart filter
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:51 am
Impossible. There needs to be another... "instrument" to make this possible :-D
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:22 am
quife filter.


INFLATULATION -


TAGS: fart babe hold yur nose go for it iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:10 am
lmao! I must be perfect then! 5 lingering ones lol


OK REALLY? -


TAGS: kid farting
Rating: 4.48/5

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GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 7:20 pm
some little peckerwood in Miami...oh definetely pew-pew, with the BanHammer T-1000 with laser sights, and night scope
Airman - July 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
did you laser him.. or pew pew him? PS, thank you
ICEMAN - July 12, 2010, 7:08 pm
5 poots. Nice one Face.
ICEMAN - July 12, 2010, 7:06 pm
Keep up the good work GS.
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
caught him before he got too far less than 10...not like the last one. he hit 38 before I toasted him
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 7:03 pm
I thought someone ran through here throwin out some shat grenades.
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 6:52 pm
and I caught an Anon 1L bomber...and he's toast
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 6:49 pm
Thanks space.
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 6:45 pm
I even tried to 5L it twice Face. Excellent.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:46 pm
Mean Lovable drunks
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 5:37 pm
Yea, unless they are feeling crunchy. Then they like to see a moti gladiator battle. They all can be a mean bunch of drunks sometimes!
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:33 pm
Me neither....but not within the same week...the Mods are good about that
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 5:24 pm
Very true. I see no problem in using the same pic as someone else as long as the idea is your own.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:22 pm
You're still an original Face. A lot of the noobs try to copy our styles and fail 99% of the time. Even to find an original picture is hard now days
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 5:17 pm
Thanks cub. I wasn't sure if this had been done, but i am way to lazy today to give a shit or even look for one. thanks again.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:13 pm
LOL! Face, this is a keeper 5 gassy poodles


WHO FARTED? - I'll give you one guess




SERIOUSLY - Who farted?




ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am
91506


A FART CAN OCCUR - In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.


TAGS: bull fart
Rating: 3.11/5

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dy2012 - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
touché!


SPELLING COMMUNISTS - Because Russian Communists were more authoritarian than the Nazis deleted deleted


TAGS: communism awesome fart lol
Rating: 2/5

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To agdaniele - May 24, 2009, 5:38 pm
DON'T GO WITH HIM, IT'S A TRAP!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:24 pm
Wow. I never looked at it that way. Very good point. Let's discuss it on a nice train ride.


KING SHIT -




halo farts -




LET IT OUT! - and she will make you that sammich!


TAGS: farth
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by culos

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 18, 2008, 2:48 pm
Are they the same person?
Culos - November 18, 2008, 1:38 pm
Usually your reactions are filled with logic. I guess this one fails....
LogicDude - November 18, 2008, 1:36 pm
Culos and Suh-weet sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage...wait - aren't you BOTH guys?
Culos - November 18, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thank you Suh-weet. It's a change having a lover not a hater :-)
Suh-weet - November 18, 2008, 1:05 pm
I've seen a lot of Culos' posters, most of them are actually quite funny. But hey, that's just my opinion. Keep it up, Culos.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 13, 2008, 8:43 am
Well... all bar one of them anonymous... I know how pedantic these here messageboards can be.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 13, 2008, 8:33 am
I have posted many, some good, some not so good, all of them anonymous and none of them looking as though they were created by a 12 year old.
Culos - November 13, 2008, 7:45 am
Dear ChairmanOfTheBored, I agree this one is not very funny. I just ran a report on your posts however and found 1. Can I request that you educate us by posting a couple of intelligent and witty posters?
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 13, 2008, 7:06 am
Allow me to up that to 8. This site is getting swamped by this sort of crap, maybe the mods need to be a little more selective.
Spoon - November 13, 2008, 6:03 am
Wow, 7 out of 7 votes for 1 lion. glad I wasn't the only one who found this neither original or funny.


Believe Me -


TAGS: einstein farts ideas genuis
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 2:41 pm
And like any other manure, it burns for a looong time. Thanks for the comment Bol.
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:26 pm
Pity the politicians keep forgetting this, Most of their ideas are brain farts at best, at worst you wish you could burn them of as a source of heat.
MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:57 am
Don't I know it...have had quite a few good ones myself. Thanks Enkrypted
EnkryptedSpirit - November 12, 2013, 9:44 am
...and also where brain farts originate
MissPriss - November 11, 2013, 3:55 pm
Well it's a day to remember our fallen soldiers and vets here in Canada. Also a great day to make a few posters. Thanks mao - glad you like it.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 12:00 pm
This One Is Great Thanks MissPriss, And On A Monday 5 e=mc L.


underwear -




HARD TIME (HE WISHES) -


TAGS: old farts
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:25 pm
LOL nice!
Reality Lord - December 8, 2010, 1:30 pm

lol awesome!!
Archivis - December 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL 5 depositions...


YOU ARE GUARANTEED - That Cary Grant Was NOT The One Who Dealt It.


TAGS: cary grant dealt fart elevator
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Yes, North By Northwest - my favorite Hitchcock film.
Iconoclast - April 26, 2012, 10:21 pm
Yes. North by Northwest.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 6:50 pm
trying to figure out what movie that is.. North by Northwest?
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:34 pm

The lady ion the beige pillbox hat is trying to look innocent. 5LLLLL


FART KAN DO - The system of martial arts I invented




KRAZIREF I MADE THIS FOR YOU - Sorry it didn't have kittens or butterflies, I hope you aren't offended


TAGS: kraziref unicorn rainbow fart kraziref
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 18, 2011, 11:27 pm
LMAO !!!
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 11:00 pm
Yeah, you'll never find THAT warning on a Skittles packet
Budog - June 18, 2011, 10:06 pm
Nahhh, I gotta admit I just found it searching online. I have farted a rainbow before though!
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:03 pm
Draw that yourself? You've got mad skills..


NATURAL SODA WATER - It's so tasty




I KNEW IT - Those beans were going to come back to haunt me.




HEY MAN! - Pull my friggin' finger!


TAGS: didier drogba farts
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
Chances are....no
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:49 pm
Keep trying Radio. You may actually make a motifake someday.


REAL MEN OF GENIUS -


TAGS: john locke fart bud light genius
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Ozzy Osbourne Fan

[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:42 pm
Didn't some other guy goto jail for farting o the cops as he was being arrested for another offense.
Ozzy Osbourne Fan - March 26, 2009, 5:36 am
This is a true story that happened march 20, 2009.


Pants -




GUESS - ...who had the triple bean dip sausa, seven deviled eggs, a six-pack of beer, oysters and mustard corn dogs yesterday...




OH, SNAP! - I REALLY HOPE THAT WAS A FART




SPEED - Is of the essence, before the opportunity is lost... Now quick, someone pass her a light..!!




YOU SHALL NOT MISUSE THE NAME OF THE LORD - when he's been eating Mexican His farts will kill you!




HEY - Where Did Everybody Go??? It's Not Like I farted OUT LOUD Or Anything




BDOLOTIC - /DOLL uh tik/ -Prone to farting- For God's sake, would you please light a match?


TAGS: funny humor fart
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by WTFO

tehsupercheez - September 29, 2009, 4:03 pm
the guy in the back on the left looks like he likes it.


INSPIRADO -




OLD AGE - Now then, no one promised you it would be all blue skies and dry farts, did they?


TAGS: never trust a fart
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:34 pm
Excellent, this is einen success or something. I don't know, I'm pretty sure I failed German.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 3:49 pm
damn, you do find good ammo


WHOOOOPS !! - Excuse me, must be the Taco's




THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU -


TAGS: courtesy military beans fart mask
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:40 pm
A little too vague to be funny


FLATULENCE - Even his farts have a Kung Fu impact.


TAGS: fart panda kung fu
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Riley

Petter - May 19, 2009, 11:01 am
haha, thats norway for sho
Riley - August 18, 2008, 4:42 pm
I didn't expect this one to really go anywhere, I just wanted to use the poster fodder, and it was the first thing thatcame to mind.


HAPPY CAT - Hehehee... I just Farted and Those Stupid Humans Have No Clue that it was Meeeee.




CLASSIC PRANKS -


TAGS: fart games
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 1:24 am
I loved the whoopee cushion. My favorite was putting it under the rug & watching the dog jump 3 feet when he walked over it.
Sean - May 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
"Le thwrrrrrrp!"


THE MANY FACES OF GREYBEARD -


TAGS: old farts fun motivate cubby
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Nice! 5L


BREAKING WIND - Try and guess who did it...


TAGS: farts
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



MAN RULE #46 -




CHILDREN PLAY IN THE MUD - Farting dust in the bathtub is as close as I get




KELLY - She's regretting having her Hen's Night at Taco-Bells.




USEFUL SIGNAGE - This is it...


TAGS: sign fart
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by bames jond

GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:48 pm
A fart joke?? on christmas? Uncle Bob crop dust you at the kiddie table?


OH GOD! -


TAGS: lol funny fart
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Ghost



HEY!!!! - Who farted ?!?




HOW TO GET REALLY SMELLY FARTS - 1,650,000 ways according to Google


TAGS: google how to get really smelly farts
Rating: 2.17/5
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 12:56 pm
Well, i misread you last post, and yes, this isnt true for me either. I got 150,000
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 12:55 pm
Well yes, now that he has made this poster, the number would increase
Cloudchaser - December 7, 2009, 12:50 pm
I call bullshit. I got 205,000. Only one result using quote marks (and that result was this page)


IT'S A FARTING BUNNY (WAIT, NEVERMIND. I THINK THAT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE CLOUDS. -


TAGS: watership down bunny rabbit fart
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by mapledoor

mapledoor - May 8, 2010, 5:50 pm
Sorry, Photoshop doesn't have a spellcheck.
forseti - April 14, 2010, 6:12 pm
Jesuit...
Fatt Matt - April 14, 2010, 6:06 pm
Spellcheck...


Slumber -


TAGS: sleep repose peaceful horse farts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:42 am
Thanks & you are welcome - now make a poster!
mizzdizz - October 20, 2014, 12:48 am
Greeny, Thanks bunches! Nothing makes me laugh quicker than a good fart reference! Once again, a cure for a truly hideous day! Tnx Greeny and everybody! I finally stopped lurking!
Sho - October 19, 2014, 3:21 pm
lmfaooo 5L


Farts -




Flatulance -




REALITY LORD -


TAGS: i fart in your general direction pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:25 pm
Well, we all know that Montey Poython was one of the best!
superflabla247 - January 30, 2012, 11:10 pm
wooooooooooo... monty python
Benlulz - September 17, 2010, 1:51 am
(y)
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:48 pm
love it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:33 am
awesome!! 5 coconut claps
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:06 am
Its ok, he just doesnt want to see a cowtastrophe happen to his brethren.
Claire - September 15, 2010, 12:04 am
Wait... that's what it's for? I've been letting Moo+ use it to brush his teeth.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:03 am
some ice would be nice about now. And how about some prep H for the reaming? geez.
ICEMAN - September 14, 2010, 11:13 pm
5 knnniigggets
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
I thought that's what you live for?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:47 pm
I always work nights....less people for me to yell at.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 10:34 pm
Is there another mod someone else up there we could talk to? 5 llamas
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:27 pm
Graveyard shift?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
Non existent...I'm off to work soon.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:11 pm
You're on fire tonight, Moo+! Alcohol levels low?
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 10:03 pm
IN COMING!!! run away, run away!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:03 pm
She IS the only one who knows where the kitchen is.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
Might I fetch you some ice for that burn, monkey?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:01 pm
Back the fuck off monkeylove....there'll be no fetching of les vaches.
5150monkeylove - September 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
Beware, I HAVE A COWTAPULT
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
nice 5L
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:20 pm

lolz...i get to taunt them more if i approve. 5L an ty


BEAN BURRITO - Creating a Gastro-symphony of odoriferous emanations (Don't forget to fluff the covers)




SPACEDOG - Training for the Canine Space Program was both rigorous AND sexy.


TAGS: in space no one can hear you fart but youll live with it until you can get that helmet off
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:53 pm
LMAO! Story of my life; the ladies trying to keep me on a leash. 5 barks at the moon.


The Answer Is: -




The Answer is: -


TAGS: women forests farting walks
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:24 am
I was very busy lately...but I didn't forget the place where I have alot of fun :)
MissPriss - June 9, 2013, 7:51 pm
Where have ya been? I couldn't keep my inner child hidden away any longer...thanks for stoppin' by!
mariand - June 9, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahaha...funny fart posters...


WHOOPS - Do Farts Come With Lumps?




FARTS -


TAGS: farts fire
Rating: 3.08/5

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THE THREE WISE MEN - lost agian


TAGS: fart
Rating: 2.67/5

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